USR drop in clinic

[STEM]

USR drop in clinic

I backed into a motorcycle bay next to a young lady as she was placing her helmet into the seat luggage compartment.
I switched off, removed my helmet “God its cold”
She looked at me and burst out crying “ I’ve had a crash and my scooter is wrecked”.
I introduced myself and tried to get some info from her.
“Was you knocked unconscious? "
“No” 
“What hurts?”
“Nothing”
Do you feel dizzy?”
“No”
“How fast was you going when you came off?”
“Nothing”
“Oh you was hit when you was stationary”
“No I hit him, then after the crash I fell off”
“ They always turn left there and then right without indicating “
“ALWAYS?”
“Yeah thats why I slowed down”
Little bit more chit chat....then
"Where did you do your CBT?"
"My what?"
“Your training?”
“Oh Lucy who sold me the scooter did it, she says I’m a natural”

"Maybe a pair of tights, skirt and a puffy jacket isnt the best way to travel through London"

An hour or so later I saw this young lady leaving the Medical Sciences building

I despair

[Trout@TLB]

O M G!
I hope you advised her accordingly

[Mr Rizla]

he got her phone number and said he would give her "personal training", id give her the SW train timetable myself

[Weaver@TLB]

Maybe she was leaving the Medical Sciences building because she wanted to leave her body to them.  I expect they refused because they prefer bodies with brains.